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 This will never happen again
 

At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be

02:03:04 05/06/07.

This will
never happen again
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 My latest plea to Dr. Phil
 

Today once again you have found another fine example of white American male morals. Does your staff seek out these degenerate males. That's all I seem to see on your show. Now I'm beginning to see your own dysfunctional behavior. Are you afraid of how you look compared to other white males. Are you so shallow as to how you would measure up to me. All I ask is that you make it possible for me to mend the misunderstandings that I'm sure are there between my daughter and I. Am I a perfect man of course not, but I'm not a scoundrel either and I wish to show her who I am.

This will never get to your eyes so I'm making a copy and sending to Oprah and posting it on my blogstream site. Maybe if I get others to voice why it is that your staff chooses to ignore my pleas for help you might choose to help me.

As it says I tire of all the bashing of males in my age group. Even the news is joining the bandwagon by bashing the actor for how he spoke to his daughter.
I ask all of you to please go to DrPhil.com and ask why he either ignores or bashes white american males. Mention that you read it hear on TruthSeeker's blog and why is it you will not help him regain some kind of relationship with his daughter. By doing this maybe it will show that we as a group here at blogstream can affect what goes on in the world. All I can do is ask and those of you who know me best I place my trust. TS (Donald Williamson)
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 What does a kiss taste like
 


One day, a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a
little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy.
Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your Daddy wants from
your Mommy before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a
piece of ......... YA get it so just smile and delete TS

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 Try your hand at this
 

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 Ever Wonder
 


>
> 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $4.00 a piece on those little
> bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
>
> 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
> section in a swimming pool?
>
> 3. OK, so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
> Tampa
> Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee
> Titans?
>
> 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one
> enjoys
> it?
>
> 5. There are three religious truths:
>
> A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
> B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
> faith.
> C. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at
> Hooters.
>
> 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
> called Holes?
>
> 7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>
> 8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>
> 9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
> bread
> to begin with?
>
> 10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
> drives a racecar is not called a racist? {Ok, this one bites.}
>
> 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
>
> 12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
> that
> electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
> models
> deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
>
> 13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
>
> 14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
>
> 15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
>
> 16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
> more
> as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they are cramming for their
> final exam.
>
> 17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
> and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
> Toothpicks? {Ok, this one bites, too.}
>
> 18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
> we
> supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on
> the
> postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the
> mail?
>
> 19. If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
> the
> others here for?
>
> 20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>
> 21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it did not
> zigzag?
>
> 22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
>
> 23. Finally, as income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you
> put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS."
> Figures!

Hope you have an enlightened day! TS
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