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Number One Idiot of 2006:
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> I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
> poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she
> caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the
> ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into
> the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened
> to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to
> kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the
> emergency room right away.
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> Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
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> Number Two Idiot of 2006:
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> Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a
> life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of
> the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river,
> they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out
> that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that
> activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing
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> Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
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> Number Three Idiot of 2006:
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> A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and
> wrote this. "Put all your money in this bag." While standing in line,
> waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had
> seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the
> teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to
> the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his
> note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his
> spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him
> that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank
> of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells
> Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat
> defeated, the man said, OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later,
> as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
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> Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
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> Number Four Idiot of 2006:
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> A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that; measured
> his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the
> mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent
> the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received
> a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of
> handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.
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> Wise guy........ but you still get a sign.
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> Number Five Idiot of 2006:
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> A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of
> the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the
> robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf
> He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused
> and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was,
> but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him
> At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and
> gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was
> in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran
> from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and
> gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They
> arrested the robber two hours later.
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> This guy definitely needs a sign.
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> Idiot Number Six of 2006:
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> A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
> The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled
> first bandit shot him.
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> This guy doesn't even deserve a sign.
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> Idiot Number Seven of 2006:
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> Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he
> d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze,
> and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the
> window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems
> the liquor store window was made of Flexi-Glass. The whole event was caught
> on videotape.
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> Yep, Here's your sign!
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> (Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote - they walk
> among us .. and they REPRODUCE !!!)
>YES THESE ARE TRUE!
TTFN
Beth Meiller
If at anytime someone calls you an idiot now you have something to gauge it by.
TS
