A woman goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have
sued
the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and people have
sued
McDonalds for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "yes that's true".
The woman says, "well I'm interested in suing too".
The lawyer says, "ok, McDonalds, or the tobacco companies?"
The woman says "Neither, I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly
people I've slept with."

TTFN

Beth Meiller


How about the women who have ravaged my manhood and never answered the phone? TS

Thanks Traci and Beth

Cell Phone REMINDER....16 days from today
REMINDER ....16 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls.

....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222 .
It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time..
It blocks your number for five (5) years.

You must call from the cell phone number you are wanting to have blocked .
You cannot call from a different phone number.


HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
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Chris Williams
Marketing Coordinator
Delaware Printing of Liberty
delawareprinting@gmail.com
Phone 816 522 3595
Fax 816 461 6716


Tracie Jones

TTFN

Beth Meiller

I tried to download a picture from Puppy's site and failed. Yet the meaning is clear. It showed Santa feeding a small deer and it reminded me that the future belongs to the young and it's our responsibility to make sure they are strong enough to handle it.
Just a quick thought on this eve of Christmas Eve. TS

Here my dear friends is something for the whole family.


The real meaning of Christmas

We are just mortal human beings who some how in our needs
Desire to be a part of something bigger than our finite souls
We put together rituals of celebration to honor various deeds
And in the make up of celebrations are certain kinds of goals

First and foremost is to satisfy personal wants of our own
So we start some sort of ritual that fits our need to show
That we are the caring people and therefore we have sown
The seeds of organization to foster and ever more to grow

The future plans of men and women that make the others note
That some important event that happened and always needs to be
Repeated time and time again to allow the ritual maker’s gloat
With more and more ornamentation and fine cloth don’t you see

It could be a lavish celebration of almost any kind of thing
Like any act in history who’s importance plays it’s part
Or of winter solstice or of tulips in the early part of spring
The only founding needed is that it comes from the heart

So like other celebrations the importance seems to give way
To the acts performed on the anniversary every succeeding year
So the lights go up and parades pass by on that very special day
But the meaning behind the celebration we do not hold so dear

So we celebrate with presents and give Santa Claus his do
Children soon learn that they’ll receive that for which they ask
When Christmas time comes around they will look to you
To do the shopping for the gifts, you can surely do the task

Of bringing Christmas into their lives with gifts they will adore
But do you bring the real reason, the birth of Christ, a baby boy
To take away all your sins and burdens and let your soul restore
Or do you teach your children to settle for just a playful toy

It is our choice you know to give them life’s own precious gift
To teach them of the meaning behind the joy of Christmas day
Or let their souls stay empty in a life that just may go adrift
So when they ask why there’s Christmas, what is it you will say

Written 12/20/2006 by R. B. Jeffrey


TTFN

Beth Meiller

Now I wish I had said these words! So instead I will pass it on in hope of reaching one heart that feels alone.