As the day opens an elderly man grabs his grandsons big plastic BAT. You all remember them, he then begins his day. His first stop is where he catches the bus. When the bus door opens and begins to load the elderly walk by two young men sitting in the seats marked. The first WHACK is the Bus driver for not recognizing what is going on just feet from his position. The next WHACK WHACK are for the uneducated souls who must be taught.
As we reach the first stop the man leaves his seat and walks out the door, only a big man pushes his way by and WHACK he is reminded to wait for those exiting.
Walking to the corner where he must cross the street and two people in conversation begin to cross, WHACK WHACK again POPS reminds the two to not forget what they are doing.
As he cross the street a car approaches making it look like it's not going to stop and POPS does WHACK to the drivers head. If I have to walk to the crosswalk I want to feel safe crossing.
Now this next part really should be done by store personel. The walk thru the store goes well untill in the middle of the isle two large women have stopped. There is no way to get around plus they are right over the item needed. WHACK WHACK, "LADIES THIS IS NOT A PARK" keep it movin.
When it's time to check out there are few items so POPS goes to the limited items checkout. When all of a sudden an attractive lady with two screamin kids gives a quick smile and squeezes in front. Yes she deserves a smack but sometimes got to hold the urge.
If you can think of WHACKable offences then please share. TS

The reason I call it a nightmare is "WHAT IF WE ALL HAD BATS"